Movie

You Only Live Twice

by Roald Dahl (Screenplay), Ian Fleming (Novel), James Bond, Sean Connery, Albert R. Broccoli and 35 others

A mysterious space craft kidnaps a Russian and American space capsule and brings the world on the verge of another World War. James Bond investigates the case in Japan and meets with his archenemy Blofeld. The fifth film from the legendary James Bond seri

(16 total)

Characters

Roald Dahl (15)Sean Connery (11)James Bond (11)Donald Pleasence (2)Ernst Stavro Blofeld (2)Tetsurō Tamba (1)Aki (1)Tiger Tanaka (1)George Murcell (1)Akiko Wakabayashi (1)

“James Bond: Do you have any commandos here? Tiger Tanaka: I have much, much better. Ninjas. Top-secret, Bond-san. This is my ninja training school.”

— Roald Dahl, James Bond, Sean Connery, imdb.com

Tagged: commandos, Ninjas

“The world knows we are a peace-loving people.”

— Roald Dahl, Russian Diplomat, George Murcell, imdb.com

Tagged: Soviet Union, Communism, peace-loving

“[Choosing a masseuse] James Bond: Well, I'll just settle for this little old lady here. Tiger Tanaka: Good choice, she's very sexyful.”

— Roald Dahl, James Bond, Sean Connery, imdb.com

Tagged: masseuse, Old Lady, sexyful

“As you can see, I am about to inaugurate a little war. In a matter of hours after America and Russia have annihilated each other. We shall see a new power dominating the world.”

— Roald Dahl, Ernst Stavro Blofeld, Donald Pleasence, imdb.com

Tagged: world war, Russia, Annihilation

“Tiger Tanaka: You know what it is about you that fascinates them, don't you? It's the hair on your chest. Japanese men all have beautiful bare skin. James Bond: Japanese proverb say, 'Bird never make nest in bare tree.'”

— Roald Dahl, James Bond, Sean Connery, imdb.com

Tagged: hairy chests, Racial Differences, Japanese

“I must say I am disappointed with the ease with which I could pull you in. The one thing my honorable mother taught me long ago was never to get into a car with a strange girl. But you, I'm afraid, will get into anything. With any girl.”

— Roald Dahl, Tiger Tanaka, Tetsurō Tamba, imdb.com

Tagged: Reckless Driving, promiscuous, womanizer

“No one will disturb you tonight. I think I will enjoy very much serving under you.”

— Roald Dahl, Aki, Akiko Wakabayashi, imdb.com

Tagged: submissive

“I shall look forward personally to exterminating you, Mr. Bond.”

— Roald Dahl, Ernst Stavro Blofeld, Donald Pleasence, imdb.com

Tagged: Death Threat

“[Coded message to headquarters] Little Nelly got a hot reception. Four big shots made improper advances toward her, but she defended her honor with great success.”

— Roald Dahl, James Bond, Sean Connery, imdb.com

Tagged: Sexual Harassment

“[Bond is about to have his chest waxed so he can pass for Japanese] Why don't you just dye the parts that show?”

— Roald Dahl, James Bond, Sean Connery, imdb.com

Tagged: hairy chests, Racial Differences

“Tiger Tanaka: It can save your life, this cigarette. James Bond: You sound like a commercial.”

— Roald Dahl, James Bond, Sean Connery, imdb.com

Tagged: cigarette commercials

“Blofeld: James Bond. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Stavro Blofeld. They told me you were assassinated in Hong Kong. Bond: Yes, this is my second life. Blofeld: You only live twice, Mr. Bond.”

— Roald Dahl, James Bond, Sean Connery, imdb.com

Tagged: Introductions, second life

“[Bond is in a hot tub with Tiger Tanaka and four beautiful Japanese girls.] Tiger Tanaka: In Japan, men come first. Women come second. Bond: Really? I may just retire to here.”

— Roald Dahl, James Bond, Sean Connery, imdb.com

Tagged: Japanese, subservience, Patriarchy

“[about to make love to Helga Brandt] Oh, the things I do for England.”

— Roald Dahl, James Bond, Sean Connery, imdb.com

Tagged: England, Pity Fuck

“[Coded message to headquarters after being waylaid by attack helicopters] Little Nelly got a hot reception. Four big shots made improper advances toward her, but she defended her honor with great success.”

— Roald Dahl, James Bond, Sean Connery, imdb.com

Tagged: Sexual Harassment, white knighting

“Oh, the things I do for England.”

— Roald Dahl (Screenplay), Ian Fleming (Novel), James Bond, Sean Connery, amazon.com

Tagged: England, Taking One For The Team