“I got a band-aid on my hand. Not on the finger, the hand. That is an old man thing.”

“Richie: We played chess. Fonzie: You played with her chest?”

“Mike: How long have you been believing in curses? Archie: How long have you been living…”

“Archie: Your room is still in my house, which means I got the right to search it. Mike:…”