“I got a band-aid on my hand. Not on the finger, the hand. That is an old man thing.”

“Mike: How long have you been believing in curses? Archie: How long have you been living…”

“Archie: Your room is still in my house, which means I got the right to search it. Mike:…”

“Mike: Actually, your father is on his best behavior tonight. He only called me an…”