“Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat and cats are useless.”
More from Ron Swanson
“Put some alcohol in your mouth to block with words from coming out.”
“My first ex-wife's name is Tammy. My second ex-wife's name is Tammy. My Mom's name is…”
“So you talked to Tammy? What's it like to stare into the eye of Satan's butthole?”
“I was born ready. I'm Ron Fucking Swanson.”