“I finally realized my parents favored my twin brother.. It hit me when they asked me to…”

“Sometimes I just sit & run my fingers thru my wife’s hair. It's a nice way to tell her I…”

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“What do the movies "The Sixth Sense" and "Titanic" have in common? Icy dead people.”