“My wife's got Meatloaf underwear. On the front they say, 'I would do anything for love'. On the rear they say, 'But I won't do that'.”Tagged: Married Couple, Underwear
“Sometimes I just sit & run my fingers thru my wife’s hair. It's a nice way to tell her I love her. And also that we're outta napkins.”Tagged: Love, Married Couple
“I finally realized my parents favored my twin brother.. It hit me when they asked me to blow up balloons for his surprise birthday party.”Tagged: twin, Brother, birthday, surprise, party