“Moe: Moe's Tavern.
Bart: Hello, is Al there?
Moe: Al?
Bart: Yeah, Al. Last name: Coholic.
Moe: Lemme check... Phone call for Al. Al Coholic. Is there an Al Coholic here?”
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