Quotes tagged ‘Pranks’

“Kay: My sorority pulled much worse pranks. Rio: Really? Kay: Yeah, one time they sold me on Ebay for a dollar.”

— Chelsea Devantez, Kay Bowman, Lennon Parham, imdb.com

“[after Max scared off some teen Whos] Well done, Max! Serves them right, those yuletide-loving...sickly-sweet, nog-sucking cheer mongers! I really don't like 'em. Mm-mm. No, I don't. [eats an onion] MAX! [Max whimpers] Get my cloak. [Max runs back inside] I've been much too tolerant of these Who-ven…”

— Jeffrey Price, Peter S. Seaman, Grinch, Jim Carrey, imdb.com

“Henry: Appreciate your time. Not everybody would have stopped like you. You're real sweet. Lucy: Oh, yeah. Thank you. Henry: Okay. Lucy: Okay. [Henry pretends to get electrocuted while jump-starting his car] Henry: Hah! I can't believe you fell for that! Lucy: Well...my grandfather died while trying…”

— George Wing, Henry Roth, Adam Sandler, imdb.com

“Rabbit: [lifting soap out of coffee] Oh, look, a bar of soap. Farva: Oohoohoh shit. I got you good, you fucker! Mac: Awesome prank, Farva. Farva: Better'n the crap you pull, Mac.”

— Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Paul Soter, Steve Lemme, Erik Stolhanske, Farva, Kevin Heffernan, imdb.com

“Moe: Moe's Tavern, where the elite meet to drink. Bart: Uh, yeah, hello. Is Mike there? Last name, Rotch? Moe: Hold on, I'll check. Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?”

— George Meyer, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

“Bart: Hello? Is Homer there? Moe: Homer who? Bart: Homer …Sexual. Moe: Wait one sec. Let me check. Uh, Homer Sexual? Uh, come on. Come on. One of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual.”

— David M. Stern, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

“Moe: Moe's Tavern. Bart: Hello, is Al there? Moe: Al? Bart: Yeah, Al. Last name: Coholic. Moe: Lemme check... Phone call for Al. Al Coholic. Is there an Al Coholic here?”

— Sam Simon, Matt Groening, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

“Finn Hudson: Look, I owe you guys an apology. I never should have quit. I don't want to be the guy that just drives around throwing eggs at people! Rachel Berry: That was you? Kurt Hummel: You and your friends threw pee balloons at me. Finn Hudson: I know. Kurt Hummel: You nailed all my lawn furnitu…”

— Ian Brennan, Ryan Murphy, Brad Falchuk, Finn Hudson, Cory Monteith, imdb.com

“When you don’t own a dog but you realllllllly wanna participate in the #fluffchallenge anyway!!!”

— Mélanie Berliet, instagram.com

“That was just done as a prank. I found a dog, and cut it open just to see what The insides looked like, and for some reason I thought it would be a fun prank to stick the head on a stake and set it out in the woods. And brought one of my friends back to look at it and said I'd stumbled upon that in…”

— Jeffrey Dahmer, angelfire.com

“Thanks for sharing! No need to manually share your video to your friends and family ever again because this new revolutionary feature does it for you! Automatically!”

— Pornhub, menshealth.com

“But I can't stop thinking about the girl in the horror movie who goes down into the basement when the light is out. The girl who thinks her boyfriend with the perfect hair is just playing a sexy prank.”

— Margaret Atwood, Bruce Miller, Offred (June Osborne), Elisabeth Moss, imdb.com

“Just for shits and giggles.... I put laxatives in the pot brownies.”

— paulthefonz, reddit.com

“I like shooting-ranges but I dont care for the after hours nonsense.”

— Jake Wilcox, twitter.com