Oh, Space Mutants 4! Drop me off! Drop me off!
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Sam Simon
Samuel Michael "Sam" Simon (June 6, 1955 – March 8, 2015) was an American director, producer and writer, who co-developed the television series The Simpsons. While at Stanford University, Simon worked as a newspaper cartoonist and after graduating became a storyboard artist at Filmation Studios. Simon submitted a spec script for the sitcom Taxi, which was produced, and he later became the series' showrunner. Over the next few years, Simon wrote and produced for Cheers, It's Garry Shandling's Show and other programs, as well as writing the 1991 film The Super. In 1989, Simon developed the animated sitcom The Simpsons with Matt Groening and James L. Brooks. Simon assembled the show's first writing team, co-wrote eight episodes and has been credited with "developing [the show's] sensibility". Simon's relationship with Groening was strained and he left the show in 1993, negotiating a pay-off which saw him receive tens of millions of dollars from the show's revenue each year. The following year Simon co-created The George Carlin Show, before later working as a director on shows such as The Drew Carey Show. Simon won nine Primetime Emmy Awards for his television work. Simon turned to fields outside television in his later year
Well, we have no witnesses, no suspects, and no leads. If anyone has any information, please dial '0' and ask for the police. That number again, '0.'
Marge: Homer, I'd love a glass of that wine Bart brought us. Homer: Sorry, Marge. Some wiseguy stuck a cork in the bottle.
Please, please, kids, stop fighting. Maybe Lisa's right about America being the land of opportunity, and maybe Adil's got a point about the machinery of capitalism being oiled with the blood of the workers.
[Principal Skinner offers a solution to Bart’s problems at school.] Principal Skinner: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, we have transcended incorrigible. I don't think suspension or expulsion will do the trick. I think it behooves us all to consider deportation. Marge: Deportation?! You mean kick Bart out of…
Ew, baby spit! YOU suck.
I'm not going to live in a house of evil just to save a few dollars.
Eat my shorts!
Mr. Burns: Ironic, isn't it Smithers. This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you! Smithers: You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.
Dave Shutton: What are you using for bait? Lisa: My brother is using worms, but I, who feel the tranquility far outweighs the actual catching of fish, am using nothing.