“I bet you really gotta watch where you step in a game called 'Hero's Doodie!'”

“What? Speak up, I can't hear you. Your breath is so bad it made my ears numb!”

“You were completely right. I sleep so much better when I'm alone. And you scream in your…”

“I like my life alone. I mean, I love being with friends, and I love kissing and loving…”