“ALF: Ignorance is no excuse. Kate Tanner: Ignorance is your excuse all the time! ALF: I…”

“I wish you would stop calling me little buddy; I’m in my 40s for, crying out loud.”

“ALF, if you let us get some sleep I promise you will get back to this Gilligan's Island…”

“Are you kidding? why we'd be out of here in a minute if smarty pants could get off this…”