“ALF: Ignorance is no excuse.
Kate Tanner: Ignorance is your excuse all the time!
ALF: I don't know what you are talking about.”
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“I wish you would stop calling me little buddy; I’m in my 40s for, crying out loud.”
“ALF, if you let us get some sleep I promise you will get back to this Gilligan's Island…”
“Are you kidding? why we'd be out of here in a minute if smarty pants could get off this…”
“Aren't you guys happy? You are here on Gilligan’s island?”