“I wish you would stop calling me little buddy; I’m in my 40s for, crying out loud.”Tagged: Gilligan's Island, Little Buddy
“ALF, if you let us get some sleep I promise you will get back to this Gilligan's Island business first thing in the morning. and maybe just maybe we will build you a little lagoon all of your own.”Tagged: Gilligan's Island, Sleep, Lagoon
“Are you kidding? why we'd be out of here in a minute if smarty pants could get off this rock.”Tagged: Gilligan's Island
“ALF: Ignorance is no excuse. Kate Tanner: Ignorance is your excuse all the time! ALF: I don't know what you are talking about.”Tagged: Ignorance, feigning ignorance
“I feel that you have backed me into a corner, and when I am backed into a corner, I come out fightin' like a wildcat. Unless I've had too much to drink, in which case I slide down the wall and make mad passionate love on the carpet.”Tagged: bragging, Drinking
“Zack: Jessie, I'm in big trouble. Jessie: What did you do, sell your parents' house again?”Tagged: Mischief, Selling Your Parents House, Zach Morris is Trouble