“Seth: So, what's it gonna be, huh? You want your menorah or a candy cane? Christmas or Hanukkah?
Ryan: Uh...
Seth: Don't worry about it, buddy, because in this house, you don't have to choose. Allow me to introduce you to a little something I like to call... Chrismukkah.”
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