“For all of my radical politics, I am the one who is much more concerned about what people think.”— Naomi Gordon-Loebl, hazlitt.net
“To me you can wrap all of Judaism up in one sentence, and that is, 'Do not do unto others...' All I tried to do in my stories was show that there's some innate goodness in the human condition. And there's always going to be evil; we should always be fighting evil.”— Stan Lee, reformjudaismmag.net
“Seth: So, what's it gonna be, huh? You want your menorah or a candy cane? Christmas or Hanukkah? Ryan: Uh... Seth: Don't worry about it, buddy, because in this house, you don't have to choose. Allow me to introduce you to a little something I like to call... Chrismukkah.”— Stephanie Savage, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com
“Kelly: You know they were Jewish, right? Ash: I-I did not. Wish you could have said somethin' before I made those dumb crosses, but, okay.”— Dominic Dierkes, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com
“As a child I had trained as a cantor, who leads the Jewish congregation in prayer, so I’d had quite a bit of vocal training. And that’s still with me to this day. I first got involved in music when I was at a school in LA, a punk rock band doing covers of Ramones and Sex Pistols and a couple of orig…”— David Draiman, loudersound.com
“Therewith one started out with the very correct assumption that in the size of the lie there is always contained a certain factor of credibility, since the great masses of a people may be more corrupt in the bottom of their hearts than they will be consciously and intentionally bad, therefore with t…”— Adolf Hitler, amazon.com
“College is where I found my queerness, where I began to complicate my gender, where I learned to link my queerness to my politics.”— Ben Kesslen, them.us
“Golem: This boy knows nothing, observes none of the mitzvahs, labors on the Sabbath, dines on swine... Aaron: Everybody loves bacon!”— Ben Edlund, Aaron Bass, Adam Rose, imdb.com
“Don't you see what Whatley is after? Total joke-telling immunity. He's already got the two big religions covered, if he ever gets Polish citizenship, there'll be no stopping him.”— Jill Franklyn, Peter Mehlman, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
“I'll tell you why. Because I believe Whatley converted to Judaism just for the jokes.”— Jill Franklyn, Peter Mehlman, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
“Is the baby gonna cry like that? Is that how the baby cries, with the loud, sustained, squealing cry, 'cause that could pose a problem. Do you have any control of your child 'cause this is the time to exercise it when baby is crying in that high-pitched, squealing tone that can drive you insane?”— Larry Charles, The Mohel, Charles Levin, imdb.com
“Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish.”— Benny Hill, books.google.com
“I’m convinced of two fundamental truths about human beings. The first is that we all have within us a centered place of wisdom, harmony, and strength. This is a truth that all the world’s philosophies and religions— whether Christianity, Islam, Judaism, or Buddhism— acknowledge in one form or anothe…”— Arianna Huffington, amazon.com