“Ryan: You'd better pray for a Chrimukkah miracle. Seth: I've got Jesus and Moses on my side, man.”— Stephanie Savage, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com
“Seth: So, what's it gonna be, huh? You want your menorah or a candy cane? Christmas or Hanukkah? Ryan: Uh... Seth: Don't worry about it, buddy, because in this house, you don't have to choose. Allow me to introduce you to a little something I like to call... Chrismukkah.”— Stephanie Savage, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com
“Louise: Our family doesn't celebrate Lobsterfest. We're like Jews on Christmas. Gene: Or Jews for Jesus on Hanukkah. Teddy: Or me at a lesbian bar. Watched the hockey game at a lesbian bar, Bob. It was like I was invisible.”— Aron Abrams, Gregory Thompson, Bob Belcher, H. John Benjamin, imdb.com
“It’s the fifth night of Hanukkah! Only one shopping day until the sixth night of Hanukkah!”— Stephen Colbert, twitter.com