“Donkeylips: I'm warning you, Budnick. I wouldn't go out there if I were you. You're not gonna make it more than ten steps.
Budnick: Yeah, well luckily you're not me, otherwise my clothes wouldn't fit. See you at the flag, suckers.
[Budnick leaves the group, only to be doused with a barrage of water balloons]
Donkeylips: I was wrong. He made it 11 steps.”
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“Donkeylips: I can hock a loogie eight feet in the air and catch it with my tongue.…”
“And you're, like, a straight-A, never had a cavity, in bed by ten sort of kid, aren't you?”
“I'd rather be bad than boring.”
“[while locked in a public bathroom] Hey, they got this thing on the wall that sells…”