“The thing is I don't have any friends. Like any. It's like going to college at 36. Like none. I know people, but I don't have any friends.”
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“He made it through the first gate and avatars are gonna be on him like hoes on Santa.”
“Looks like you should've left town a little earlier.”
“I'd go with you, but...I don't want to.”
“Comedy: six letters, but a thousand reasons it makes the human condition easier.”