“A sandwich walks into a bar. Barman says, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve food in here.’”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: children's jokes, Surreal
“What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: children's jokes, Anti-Jokes
“How do mountains stay warm in winter? Snowcaps.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: children's jokes, Winter
“What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Dinosaurs, children's jokes
“What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: children's jokes, Wordplay
“What’s the definition of a good farmer? A man outstanding in his field.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: children's jokes, Puns, Wordplay
“What did one horse say to the other at the dance? You mustang-o with me.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: children's jokes, Wordplay
“Knock-knock. Who’s there? Yacht. Yacht who? Yacht a know me by now!”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Knock-Knock Jokes, children's jokes
“What do you call a smart group of trees? A brain forest.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: children's jokes, Wordplay
“What do birds give out on Halloween? Tweets.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: children's jokes, Puns
“Why did the chicken cross the road? To get The Chinese Daily. [Pause] Do you get it? No Me, neither. I get The Times.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: why did the chicken cross the road jokes, children's jokes, Double Entendre
“Where do young cows eat lunch? In the calf-ateria.”— This is me letting you go, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: children's jokes, Puns
“Knock-knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? Thanks, but I’d rather have some peanuts.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Knock-Knock Jokes, children's jokes
“What’s the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? One has its pricks on the outside.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: BMW, Prick
“What do you call a rich elf? Welfy.”— This is me letting you go, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Wordplay, children's jokes
“What does a spider’s bride wear? A webbing dress.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: children's jokes, Wordplay
“What did the fireman name his twin sons? José and Hose-B.”— This is me letting you go, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: children's jokes, Puns
“What did the policeman say to his tummy? Freeze. You’re under a vest.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: children's jokes, Wordplay
“Why should you never trust a pig with a secret? ’Cause it’s bound to squeal.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: children's jokes, pigs, Secret Secrets
“Knock-knock. Who’s there? Who Who who? Hold on. Is there an owl in here?”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Knock-Knock Jokes, children's jokes