“Tommy aka White Knife: [Running between base plates] Where you going, nobody hit it?
Abner DoubleDay: I stole the base. You weren't looking so I stole it.
Chico: You said you could only advance after you hit the ball!
Abner DoubleDay: Not when you're stealing.
Short Stop: That's bullshit.
Abner DoubleDay: OK, Short Stop.”
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