“[last lines] Lil' Pete: Dear Mama, so much has changed since my last letter. I scarcely know where to begin. First off, it turns out our daddy is a bad, bad man, and he got thrown in jail. But it's okay, 'cause Screaming Eagle, the Indian chief who raised Tommy, said he'd be all our dads, too. I…”Tagged: anti-white jokes, Dancing, Jail, brother and sister
“Tommy aka White Knife: [Running between base plates] Where you going, nobody hit it? Abner DoubleDay: I stole the base. You weren't looking so I stole it. Chico: You said you could only advance after you hit the ball! Abner DoubleDay: Not when you're stealing. Short Stop: That's bullshit. Abner…”Tagged: baseball, Abner Doubleday, Shortstop, Stolen Base
“Tommy aka White Knife: Any of you handsome brothers ready to go steal a big hunk of gold? Chico: I'm ready. Ramon: I'm hungry. Danny: I'm drunk. Lil' Pete: And I'm Lil Pete. Herm: [unintelligible] Tommy aka White Knife: Let's get that nugget then...”Tagged: Handsome, Ready
“Never Wears Bra: [Walks out of her tepee and stretches] Good morning, boys. Tommy aka White Knife: Good morning, Never Wears Bra. Never Wears Bra: I had dream about you last night, White Knife. Tommy aka White Knife: Oh, that's nice. Never Wears Bra: Not nice dream. In dream you naughty, you…”Tagged: bra, Dreams, dirty dreams