“Billy Madison: Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better.…”

“No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that? This girl wants to make out with me in…”

“Billy Madison: [Veronica has taken Billy out of the classroom after making fun of the kid…”

“Back to school. Back to school, to prove to Dad that I’m not a fool. I got my lunch packed…”