Quotes tagged ‘Shit’
(134 total)
“For instance, there was this Turkish guy once. He fucked up and owed Milo some money. So I went over to his place. I'd been there many times before, asking for the money in a polite way, without any luck. Finally, I took a knife, stabbed it in his kneecap and teared the shit up. Sometimes, I'd like…”
— Jens Dahl, Nicolas Winding Refn, Radovan, Slavko Labović, imdb.com
“Captain O’Hagan: I swear to God I’ll pistol-whip the next guy who says ‘shenanigans.’ Mac: Hey Farva what’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks? Farva: You mean Shenanigans? Mac: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Thorny: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO. [as they offer th…”
— Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Paul Soter, Steve Lemme, Erik Stolhanske, Mac, Steve Lemme, imdb.com
“Roger Dorn: [shouting] Don’t fuck with me, Vaughn. Rick Vaughn: Yeah? [shouting] Fuck you. Roger Dorn: What’s the matter, rookie Fuck-Wad? Can’t you take a little joke? Rick Vaughn: Real fucking funny, asshole. Lou Brown: All right—[shouting]—All right! Knock that shit off. Roger Dorn: Lou, you bett…”
— David S. Ward, Rick 'Wild Thing' Vaughn, Charlie Sheen, imdb.com
“Rick Vaughn: [Seeing Harris take off his shirt, revealing white stuff on his chest] What’s that shit on your chest? Eddie Harris: [Looking at his chest] Crisco. Eddie Harris: [wiping it across his head] Eddie Harris: Bardol. Eddie Harris: [wiping it along his waistline] Eddie Harris: Vagisil. Any on…”
— David S. Ward, Rick 'Wild Thing' Vaughn, Charlie Sheen, imdb.com
“[Rick thinks he’s been cut from the team] Rick Vaughn: I got news for you, Mr. Brown—you haven’t heard the last of me. You may think I’m shit now, but someday you’re gonna be sorry you cut me. I’m gonna catch on somewhere else and every time that I pitch against you I’m gonna stick it up your fuckin…”
— David S. Ward, Rick 'Wild Thing' Vaughn, Charlie Sheen, imdb.com
“Diving Instructor: Heads up, Pappas. I want to see you retrieve at least two bricks. Pappas: [puts on blindfold] I’ve been on the job for over 20 years, and I fail to see what fishing bricks from the bottom of a pool has got to do with bank robbery. And on top of that, they got me babysitting some q…”
— Kurt Wimmer, W. Peter Iliff, Rick King, Johnny Utah, Luke Bracey, imdb.com
“Bishop: What you know about control, Big chops? What you ever control? Steel: I control my life. Bishop: That’s bullshit! I got more control over your life than you do. Steel: How you figure that? Bishop: I’m letting you breathe, ain’t I? Steel: You can’t even walk your own block, without getting fu…”
— Ernest R. Dickerson, Gerard Brown, Bishop, Tupac Amaru Shakur, imdb.com
“Bishop: You know, Big Chops, I really wanted all this to work. But you and Q, you ain’t crew no more. [points gun at Steel] That’s what it’s all about. See how scared you are? Steel: Don’t you get tired of this shit? What the fuck you want from me? Bishop: Nothin’. [shoots Steel]”
— Ernest R. Dickerson, Gerard Brown, Bishop, Tupac Amaru Shakur, imdb.com
“You gotta snap some collars and let them motherfuckers know you here to take them out anytime you feel like it! You gotta get the ground beneath your feet, partner, get the wind behind your back and go out in a blaze if you got to! Otherwise you ain’t shit! You might as well be dead your damn self!”
— Ernest R. Dickerson, Gerard Brown, Bishop, Tupac Amaru Shakur, imdb.com
“Q: Bishop, you’re crazy! Bishop: You know what? Last time you said that, I was kinda trippin’, right? But now, you’re right. I am crazy. And you know what else? I don’t give a fuck. I don’t give a fuck about you. I don’t give a fuck about Steel. I don’t give a fuck about Raheem, either. I don’t give…”
— Ernest R. Dickerson, Gerard Brown, Bishop, Tupac Amaru Shakur, imdb.com
“President Camacho: Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But I've got a 3-point plan that's going to fix EVERYTHING. Congressman #1: Break it down, Camacho! President Camacho: Number 1: We've got this guy Not Sure. Number 2: He's got a higher IQ than ANY MAN ALIVE. and Number 3: He…”
— Mike Judge, Etan Cohen, President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, Terry Crews, imdb.com