Mike Seaver: Hey, guys.

Dr. Jason Seaver: Don't you go far, Mike. I may wanna talk to you.

Mike Seaver: What did I do?

Dr. Jason Seaver: [Angrily] I haven't found it yet.

Mike Seaver: What's going on?

Ben Seaver: [Whispering] It's bill paying day.

Dr. Jason Seaver: Oh, I don't believe this one.

[as the kids run away]

Dr. Jason Seaver: Halt! Two hundred and sixteen dollars for a one-month phone bill?

Mike Seaver: [Shocked at the amount] Is that high?

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