Nick Simpson: [observing the 'accident' Mike made with a soda bottle, suspiciously, to Mike] Somebody unscrewed this. This was no accident. Wait a minute... You didn't get too busy and forget, did you?

Mike Seaver: Look, do you know that you're prejudiced, or are you just kidding yourself.

Nick Simpson: [furiously] You rude, smart-assed know-it-all, what are you trying to prove here, huh!

Mike Seaver: I'm not trying; I just proved it.

Nick Simpson: You whitebread suburban punks really get to me! Someday, you'll figure out with the score is!

Mike Seaver: Yeah, well, I just did!

Nick Simpson: You know, you've got a lot to learn about the real world!

Mike Seaver: Yeah, well, I won't be learning it from you! I quit!

[takes off his work jacket]

Nick Simpson: [yells in anger] You know something, you are one confused little kid!

Mike Seaver: [leaves] Not anymore.

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