“Business rule number one: You should never call somebody an asshole behind they back.”
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“I don't smoke or nothin' after sex, but I'm gonna get me some Gatorade.”
“Ooh, I'd pay $10,000 to see those nipples. Plus tax.”
“Plus, I'm 19 years sober. If you don't count the weed and the peyote and the crack.”
“Charles: [a car horn makes three long blasts to indicate that Ernest is a P3] Who’s that?…”