“Ooh, I'd pay $10,000 to see those nipples. Plus tax.”

“Plus, I'm 19 years sober. If you don't count the weed and the peyote and the crack.”

“Business rule number one: You should never call somebody an asshole behind they back.”

“Charles: [a car horn makes three long blasts to indicate that Ernest is a P3] Who’s that?…”