“Listen, I can't help but think this whole thing is gonna end in a Mexican standoff. Is that okay to say? Or is it 'Hispanic standoff'? Or 'Latino'? Or 'Latina'? Listen, if I take a hit, would you do me a favor and both of you just turn away? Death is an adventure I would like to go on alone.”
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