“Are you fucking kidding me? That's your reaction to that news? And why are why is your mom texting you about her fucking cat right now? Doesn't she know you're working? It's an emergency, Angus! It's an indoor cat, and it's out! Do do you not get that? It's my mom's cat!—is out! Of the house!—I think we have different definitions of emergencies.”
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