“You know, people used to play chess by mail. By mail! I mean, can you imagine a single human being capable of that kind of patience? It's inconceivable.”Tagged: Chess, Mail, Patience
“Do you not know how to kill a snake? You swing it around, you crack it like a whip, and then it breaks its spine and all the guts and everything else comes shooting out the mouth.”Tagged: snake, Kill, Whip, Spine, Guts
“Are you fucking kidding me? That's your reaction to that news? And why are why is your mom texting you about her fucking cat right now? Doesn't she know you're working? It's an emergency, Angus! It's an indoor cat, and it's out! Do do you not get that? It's my mom's cat!—is out! Of the house!—I…”Tagged: Cat, Emergencies
“Listen, I can't help but think this whole thing is gonna end in a Mexican standoff. Is that okay to say? Or is it 'Hispanic standoff'? Or 'Latino'? Or 'Latina'? Listen, if I take a hit, would you do me a favor and both of you just turn away? Death is an adventure I would like to go on alone.”Tagged: Mexican Standoff, Latino, Latina, Hispanic, Death