What has happened to this place

I don’t recognize it anymore

It used to be so fun and special

What is life worth living for The dream is dead

Our land is gone

There’s a hole in my heart

And I can’t go on

There are too many minorities (minorities)

At my water park (my water park)

This was our land, our dream (our dream)

and they’ve taken it all away

They just keep coming and coming (minorities)

I tried to go and tell the police

But even the authorities

Are minorities (are minorities)

At my water park

There’s no place for me to sit anymore

And the lines just keep getting crazier

There are Mexicans all around me

The lazy river has never been lazier

It’s a 40 minute wait to go down one slide

And the instructions are in Spanish on the Zip Line ride (just do it in English!)

There are too many minorities (too many)

At my water park (somebody do something)

Where did they all come from

Why can’t they leave this land alone

And it’s such a tragedy (feel a bit like dying)

We looked the other way too long

We’ve got to change our priorities

And get all these minorities/ Out of my water park

(Minorities) Mexicans and Asian

Black people

I think I even saw Native Americans (gross)

God I’m asking please

Get all of these minorities

Out of my water park (my water park)

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Eric Cartman's "Minorities" song.

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