“You know what your problem is? You're smart. Too smart. You overthink, because your mind moves at a million miles a minute. You're sad because you're not fooled by the world like anyone else. You don't get along with most people, because they don't see things the way you do. You think you're dumb because you're smart enough to know you don't know everything. Your problem is you're too smart. And that's not a problem at all.”
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