“Andrew, I gotta level with you, bud. You are out of shape. You struggle with stairs, and you have a hard time pouring milk. You're going to kill yourself.”— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Mark Levin, Nick Kroll, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com
“I think you got to just try not to let things get difficult, maybe is a good thing—just have a good sense of yourself and what you really want, and you won’t be forced to make those hard choices.”— Kat Dennings, avclub.com
“I know Bill Clinton said the price of doing the same old thing is far higher than the price of change, but I don’t think Bill Clinton ever lost sleep figuring out how to qualify for a mortgage as a single woman in a town where a car parking space can go for a hundred grand.”— Laura Jane Williams, redonline.co.uk
“Sorry, I can't, I already have my eyes on someone who's not interested.”— April Eileen Henry, boredpanda.com
“white women get so hurt when non white women talk about european standards of beauty and realize that white women aren’t the epitome of beauty and then they go ‘wow so much for women supporting women’ like why should i support standards that made me feel ugly for the majority of my life? why should…”— medusabraids, medusabraids.tumblr.com
“It’s far less important to me to be liked these days than to be understood.”— Lionel Shriver, amazon.com
“You know what your problem is? You're smart. Too smart. You overthink, because your mind moves at a million miles a minute. You're sad because you're not fooled by the world like anyone else. You don't get along with most people, because they don't see things the way you do. You think you're dumb be…”— Unknown, facebook.com
“When you start to compare yourself to other people, please change the channel in your mind to something else, because I think that when it comes to how we see ourselves, other people are really mean, but we’re really mean to ourselves. And so it’s easy to get confused. And when you do get confused,…”— Taylor Swift, amazon.com
“If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.”— David Sedaris, amazon.com