“Kyle Anderson: Ya know, you gotta give it up for Columbus. Discoverin' the New World.
Mike Baxter: Well, I'll give him this, he's a good salesman.
Kyle Anderson: I think you mean sailo.
Mike Baxter: No, I mean salesman. He was an Italian, got the Spanish to pay for three trips to India, which he never found. That's a good salesman.”
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