“Vanessa Baxter: Eve is opening doors for women.
Kristin Baxter: Hmm, just like Hillary Clinton.
Mike Baxter: Well, Hillary better knock... make sure Bill's got his pants on.”
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“Wait here! Let's celebrate the first day of our eventual demise. I'll light the candle.”
“...death is life's great reward!”
“They grow so fast, then leave ya. You just hope you raise them right.”
“You know, you oughta be more careful. All this dying might be bad for your health.”