“You fat bloated idiot! You worm! You... you stupid!”

“Oh, listen to me, man. I'm your friend. Don't you know cartoons will ruin your mind? Look…”

“Look at you, man! You're a full-grown cat still watching cartoons! Why, you're…”

“Our country reeks of trees. Our Yaks are really large. And they smell like rotting beef…”