“Mox: I’m a good boy. I’ve always been good. What’s my upside to being good? [looks at at box of condoms] I mean, I’m 18 years old, it’s not like I’m married to her. She invited me over. I’m just being polite—right, Kyle? [pause] Kyle?

Kyle: I only answer to one name. I am the Great and Honorable Al-Ali Akbar Shabaz Da.

Mox: That’s a bunch of names.

Kyle: But there is only one god. All praise be to Allah.

Mox: Yeah. Well, would Allah nail Darcy if he had the chance? I think so.”