“Jonathon ‘Mox’ Moxon: Darcy’s pretty sharp. She pulls A’s. Julie Harbor: That’s not all she 'pulls.'”
— W. Peter Iliff, Jonathan 'Mox' Moxon, James Van Der Beek, imdb.com
Tagged: Double Entendre
Movie
Varsity Blues
by W. Peter Iliff, Charlie Tweeder, Scott Caan, James Van Der Beek, Amy Smart and 28 others
In small-town Texas, high school football is a religion, 17-year-old schoolboys carry the hopes of an entire community onto the gridiron every Friday night. When star quarterback Lance Harbor suffers an injury, the Coyotes are forced to regroup under the
(18 total)
Characters
“Mox: I’m a good boy. I’ve always been good. What’s my upside to being good? [looks at at box of condoms] I mean, I’m 18 years old, it’s not like I’m married to her. She invited me over. I’m just being polite—right, Kyle? [pause] Kyle? Kyle: I only answer to one name. I am the Great and Honorable Al-…”
— W. Peter Iliff, Jonathan 'Mox' Moxon, James Van Der Beek, imdb.com
“In America, we have laws. Laws against killing, laws against stealing. And it is just accepted that as a member of American society, you will live by these laws. In West Canaan, Texas, there is another society which has its own laws. Football is a way of life.”
— W. Peter Iliff, Jonathan 'Mox' Moxon, James Van Der Beek, imdb.com
“Jonathon ‘Mox’ Moxon: The male erection? Pitchin’ a tent, sportin’ a wood, the icicle if formed, the march is on... Miss Davis: That’s good... Jonathon ‘Mox’ Moxon: Stiff, stiffie, Mr. Mortis, rigor mortis has set in, flesh rocket, Jack’s magic beanstalk, tall Tommy, mushroom on a stick, Mr. Mushroo…”
— W. Peter Iliff, Jonathan 'Mox' Moxon, James Van Der Beek, imdb.com
“[after Kilmer left the locker room after choking Moxon] Before this game started, Kilmer said ‘48 minutes for the next 48 years of your life.’ I say ‘fuck that.’ All right? Fuck that. Let’s go out there, and we play the next 24 minutes for the next 24 minutes, and we leave it all out on the field. W…”
— W. Peter Iliff, Jonathan 'Mox' Moxon, James Van Der Beek, imdb.com