“Charlie Tweeder: Say I’m stupid and I’m about to get hit in the nuts.
Billy Bob: That’s funny.
Charlie Tweeder: Ain’t it funny? That’s what I mean. See, they need to change the name of the show to America’s funniest shots in the nuts.”
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