“Pam Beesly: Oscar thinks that having a dog is just like having a baby.
Angela Martin-Lipton: News flash: If you didn't carry it around for nine months, it isn't your kid.
Pam Beesly: Exactly. Unless you adopted, of course.
Angela Martin-Lipton: That is where we disagree.”
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