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Quotes tagged ‘dog’

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I don't usually dance with me dog.

— Martin McDonagh, Colm Doherty, Brendan Gleeson, imdb.com

Best judge of character is a dog.

— Rian Johnson, Benoit Blanc, Daniel Craig, imdb.com

Charlie: Why were you sleeping in? Mac: Oh, God. Well, because I drank three bottles of champagne and hung out with a stray dog all night under a bridge, okay? It was sweet.

— Mehar Sethi, Scott Marder, Glenn Howerton, Rob McElhenney, Ronald "Mac" McDonald, Rob McElhenney, imdb.com

She does not get a party favor! She does not get a dog!

— Kristen Wiig, Annie Mumolo, Lillian Donovan, Maya Rudolph, imdb.com

[to Miss Lippy] Whoa whoa whoa, Miss Lippy. The part of the story I don’t like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn’t put posters up or anything; he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That little boy’s gotta think ‘You got a pet. You got a responsibility…

— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Billy Madison, Adam Sandler, imdb.com

If my dog was as ugly as you, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.

— Mark Steven Johnson, Max Goldman, Walter Matthau, imdb.com

I watched a dog lick SpaghettiOs off a baby's head.

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Nick Birch, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

My dog Cleo was the best relationship I've ever had in my life.

— Alexander Rosenberg, imdb.com

Fauna Hodel: Time to get up. Jay Singletary: Where's the dog? Fauna Hodel: What dog? Jay Singletary: The dog that shit in my mouth.

— Sam Sheridan, Jay Singletary, Chris Pine, imdb.com

I bark. That man there, see him? [points to Sal] He bites.

— Frank Pierson, Sgt. Gillis (uncredited), James Bulleit, imdb.com

Turn on your sound.

— Paul Bronks, twitter.com

My dog thought I was a singer… because dogs don’t understand standup comedy.

— Margaret Cho, tim.blog

[Andrew the dog comes up to Mary Poppins and starts barking] Mary Poppins: Not so fast, please, I can't understand a word you're saying. [Andrew barks slower] Mary Poppins: Again? Oh, the poor man! [Andrew barks again and sneezes] Mary Poppins: Bless you. [Andrew barks again] Mary Poppins: Why yes,…

— Bill Walsh, Don DaGradi, Mary Poppins, Julie Andrews, imdb.com

Pam Beesly: Oscar thinks that having a dog is just like having a baby. Angela Martin-Lipton: News flash: If you didn't carry it around for nine months, it isn't your kid. Pam Beesly: Exactly. Unless you adopted, of course. Angela Martin-Lipton: That is where we disagree.

— Warren Lieberstein, Angela Martin, Angela Kinsey, imdb.com

Clark: [the Christmas dinner table shudders, and loud gagging noises come from underneath. Clark looks to see where its coming from] Edward, what's wrong with the dog? Eddie: [Looks underneath the table] Oh, he's just yakkin' on a bone. [Grotesque barfing noises] He's got it up! [Winks at Clark that…

— John Hughes, Clark Griswold, Chevy Chase, imdb.com

Michael Corleone: If someone is going around this city saying, 'Fuck Michael Corleone,' what do we do with a piece of shit like that? He's a fuckin' dog. Joey Zasa: Yes, it's true. If someone were to say such a thing, they would not be a friend. They would be a dog.

— Mario Puzo, Francis Ford Coppola, Don Michael Corleone, Al Pacino, imdb.com

Jason Stackhouse: You're my dog. Lafayette Reynolds: Well, I love you right back.

— Alexander Woo, Lafayette Reynolds, Nelsan Ellis, imdb.com

Larry: So he hasn't barked at any white people. Wanda: Exactly. Your dog is racist.

— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com

I love this dog, it's not very often you get the chance to be affectionate to something german.

— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com

He's a bra-sniffing dog! He's a very good bra-sniffing dog!

— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com

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