"When I left Nashville I went to Texas because that's where I..." — Willie Nelson
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When I left Nashville I went to Texas because that's where I came from, and because I was playing in Texas a lot in different places. And I saw hippies and rednecks drinking beer together and smoking dope together and having a good time together and I knew it was possible to get all groups of people together—long hair, short hair, no hair—and music would bring them together.
Hann, Michael (May 17, 2012). Willie Nelson: 'If We Made Marijuana Legal, We'd Save a Whole Lotta Money and Lives'. The Guardian (Guardian News and Media Ltd.). Retrieved on May 20, 2012.
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