Quotes tagged ‘Beer’

“I look good drinking beer.”

— Erika Jayne, imdb.com

“Beer should be a food group. Am I right?”

— Maggie Carey, Brandy Klark, Aubrey Plaza, imdb.com

“Beer makes me so gassy.”

— Sean Gray, Will Smith, Armando Iannucci, Selina Meyer, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com

“One beer to bury the hatchet.”

— Alex McAulay, Matt Spicer, Max Winkler, Erica Vandross, Zoey Deutch, imdb.com

“Connie: How can it take so long to do a simple alignment on an American sedan with standard rack-and-pinion steering and MacPherson struts when your garage is equipped with the proper Borg-Warner digital hydraulic radiometer? Ronnie: Maybe because I was out back finishing a beer.”

— Tom Davis, Bonnie Turner, Terry Turner, Connie Conehead, Michelle Burke, imdb.com

“Lit as fuck, man. There was titties, beer, a lot of candy.”

— Seth Cohen, Amy Pocha, Spencer Diaz, Eduardo Franco, imdb.com

“Keep your eyes peeled for more beer o'clocks.”

— Donick Cary, Jack Griffin, Glenn Howerton, imdb.com

“I love beer and football and poker, and you know, tits.”

— Lisa McGee, James Maguire, Dylan Llewellyn, imdb.com

“I think having a beer in the shower is a little stupid, but there's nothing wrong with being a little stupid.”

— Auriyana Jackson, youtube.com

“My name is Richard. So what else do you need to know? Stuff about my family, or where I'm from? None of that matters. Not once you cross the ocean and cut yourself loose, looking for something more beautiful, something more exciting and yes, I admit, something more dangerous. So after eighteen hours…”

— John Hodge, Richard, Leonardo Dicaprio, imdb.com

“God, I'd give anything for a drink. I'd give my goddamned soul for just a glass of beer.”

— Stanley Kubrick, Diane Johnson, Jack Torrance, Jack Nicholson, imdb.com

“Phil: It's the same thing your whole life: 'Clean up your room. Stand up straight. Pick up your feet. Take it like a man. Be nice to your sister. Don't mix beer and wine, ever.' Oh yeah: 'Don't drive on the railroad track.' Gus: Well, Phil, that's one I happen to agree with.”

— Danny Rubin, Harold Ramis, Phil Connors, Bill Murray, imdb.com

“Irv: You see Sanka, the driver has to work harder than anyone. He's the first to show up, and the last to leave. When his buddies are all out drinking beer, he's up in his room studying pictures of turns. You see, a driver must remain focused one hundred percent at all times. Not only is he responsi…”

— Lynn Siefert, Michael Goldberg, Tommy Swerdlow, Sanka Coffie, Doug E. Doug, imdb.com

“Zeek: I couldn't get Adam to drink one beer with me. Crosby: No way, if he drinks too much the stick might fall out of his ass”

— Jason Katims, Crosby Braverman, Dax Shepard, imdb.com

“I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.”

— David M. Stern, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com

“A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get to one!”

— Conan O'Brien, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com

“Jimmy: You know how long it's been since I had steak? I live with three vegetarians. Sandy: You know how long it's been since we had beer in the house? I am so sick of chardonnay and merlot.”

— Melissa Rosenberg, Sandy Cohen, Peter Gallagher, imdb.com

“You know it's funny—beer never seems to improve with age. Wine does, but beer doesn't. Did you never notice that? The older beer gets, the worse it gets.”

— Fred Willard, youtube.com

“That's the problem with beer—you don't buy it, you rent it.”

— Martin Mull, youtube.com

“Jimbo: Okay, each of you young'uns take a gun, a beer, and some smokes. Cartman: Hey! I didn't get a gun! [Jimbo gives a rifle to Cartman] Sweet. This is like the gun I used in 'Nam. Stan: You weren't in Vietnam, Cartman! Ned: Were you stationed in DA Nang? Stan: Cartman always makes stuff up, Ned,…”

— Matt Stone, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com