“Is that your wife, sir?…What was it, a train?”— Don Rickles, sandiegouniontribune.comTagged: Wife, Insults to Liberals
“Eddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is like me trying to wash the Empire State Building with a bar of soap.”— Don Rickles, sandiegouniontribune.comTagged: Eddie Fisher, Elizabeth Taylor, Empire State Building, Punching Above Your Weight
“Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed.”— Don Rickles, sandiegouniontribune.comTagged: Show Business, comedy