“Whenever my wife catches me eyeing some broad, she’s very careful to turn to me and say, ‘That’s the most expensive piece of ass in the world!’”— Mike Bloomberg, vanityfair.com
“Peter: America. A man can start again there. Jeremy: And escape a furious wife.”— John Preston , Russell T Davies, Jeremy Thorpe, Hugh Grant, imdb.com
“We're already enough of a cliché without you pretending you're going to leave your wife.”— Phoebe Walsh, Bisha K. Ali, Matt Warburton, Mindy Kaling, Maya, Nathalie Emmanuel, imdb.com
“Forget the business. I'm your wife. I love you.”— Robert Funke, Matt Lutsky, Krystal Gill, Kirsten Dunst, imdb.com
“I'm, like, in this little Muslim box in your head, and I'm the wife or the mother of your kids, right? I'm not supposed to cum.”— Ryan Welch, Ari Katcher, Ramy Youssef, Nour, Dina Shihabi, imdb.com
“They skinny-dip. You don't want a wife that skinny-dips.”— Ari Katcher, Ryan Welch, Ramy Youssef, Ahmed, Dave Merheje, imdb.com
“Listen to your wife, asshole!”— David Loughery, Howard Korder, Abel Turner, Samuel L Jackson, imdb.com
“I wasn’t so much of a dad as I was an extra delinquent child for my wife.”— Ozzy Osbourne, rollingstone.com
“Lance: Hey, whattya think about Trudi? She ain't got a boyfriend. You wanna hang out, get high? Vincent: Which one's Trudi? The one with all the shit in her face? Lance: No, that's Jody. That's my wife.”— Quentin Tarantino, Roger Avary, Vincent Vega, John Travolta, imdb.com
“If anything has happened to my wife, I will see you burn in wherever you Terts burn best.”— Tom Chehak, Detective George Francisco, Eric Pierpoint, imdb.com
“Cal Hockley: Where are you going? To him? What, to be a whore to a gutter rat? Rose: I'd rather be his whore than your wife.”— James Cameron, Rose Dewitt Bukater, Kate Winslet, imdb.com
“Never Wears Bra: You lucky, Smoking Fox. White Knife all man. Bravest of all braves. Smoking Fox: Not brave. Foolish. I want to be wife, not widow.”— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Smoking Fox, Julia Jones, imdb.com
“[during the play 'Senza Mamma'] Genco Abbandando: Vito, how do you like my little angel? Isn't she beautiful? Vito Corleone: She's very beautiful. To you, she's beautiful. For me, there's only my wife and son.”— Francis Ford Coppola, Mario Puzo, Don Vito Corleone, Robert De Niro, imdb.com
“I can’t remember my wife’s face. Last week, she was still with me. Now she’s gone. I worry I won’t recognize her when I get back home.”— Mark L. Smith, Hugh Glass, Leonardo Dicaprio, imdb.com
“Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, my wife thinks I'm in the bathroom.”— Cindy Chupack, Tom Caltabiano, Steve Skrovan, Frank Barone, Peter Boyle, imdb.com
“Dr. Jennifer Melfi: What's the one thing, every woman, your mother, your wife, your daughter, have in common? Tony Soprano: They all break my balls.”— Frank Renzulli, Tony Soprano, James Gandolfini, imdb.com
“Debbie: They still get married in L.A., right? Plenty of weddings for me to shoot. Harry: Maybe you can shoot mine when I get my trophy wife. Debbie: Dude, I am your trophy wife.”— Rob Thomas, Gabe Sachs, Jeff Judah, Debbie Wilson, Lori Loughlin, imdb.com
“Eric: What can I do for you? Jake: Let me get straight to the point. I heard that you and my wife are having an affair. Eric: Yeah, I've heard those stories, but I don't believe any of them.”— Brenda Hampton, Rev. Eric Camden, Stephen Collins, imdb.com
“We are half-people. Ripped from the pages of some bizarre mythology, the two sides within us, human and crown engaged in a fearful civil war, which never ends. And which blights our every human transaction as brother, husband, sister, wife, mother.”— Peter Morgan, Duke of Windsor, Alex Jennings, imdb.com
“I am Queen, but I am also a woman. And a wife.”— Peter Morgan, Queen Elizabeth II, Claire Foy, imdb.com