“It's always good to keep your audience waiting.”— Steven Levenson, Thomas Kail, Bob Fosse, Sam Rockwell, imdb.com
“Show business. They don't like women with opinions. And that's what happens.”— Seth Meyers, Little Vivvy, Bill Hader, imdb.com
“Jack Sweeney: Hear me out. We can’t get a star, right? So, what if we create our own star? Have a search for an unknown girl to play Veronica Blaire. Harry Sylver is going to polish his very own diamond in the rough. Like it? Harry Sylver: No, but I love it!”— Rick Mitz, Jack Sweeney, Perry Stevens, imdb.com
“Kristie Alley: I want my own television show. Is it so much to ask if I want my own television show again, since that's what I do for a living? Sam Rascal: The reality is if you wanna get your own show, you're gonna have to lose some weight. Kirstie Alley: Well, why can't I just get a show first and…”— Brenda Hampton, Kirstie Alley, Kirstie Alley, imdb.com
“Politics is just like show business. You have a hell of an opening, you coast for a while, you have a hell of a closing.”— Ronald Reagan, books.google.com
“Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed.”— Don Rickles, sandiegouniontribune.com
“In a business where people can be very competitive and ambitious, I had a strange lack of those emotions. When I didn’t get a job, I’d think, 'Of course! I would have picked her too!' I really believed it all had a purpose.”— Julia Roberts, wmagazine.com
“I don't like telling people how old I am. Just know, just know... That I'm going to fuck your bitch no matter how old I am.”— Lil Pump, youtube.com
“Even the righteous need a little show business.”— Margaret Atwood, Wendy Straker, Serena Joy Waterford, Yvonne Strahovski, imdb.com
“Hey! You’re Jerry's friend. You're goofy. Mind if I sit? My show is going really well. Have you seen it yet? you should. Everybody else have and you know what? I got recognized the other day. How weird is that? I know. At first I liked the attention, but it's like, whoa! Take three steps back. Get a…”— Bruce Eric Kaplan, Sally Weaver, Kathy Griffin, imdb.com
“So, my dear, you think you can get to Broadway. Well, let me tell you something. Broadway has no room for people like you. Not the Broadway I know. My Broadway takes people like you and eats them up and spits them out.”— Marjorie Gross, Carol Leifer, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com