“Q: What’s black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A: A doberman pinscher.”— Anonymous, paralegaledu.orgTagged: Lawyer Jokes, doberman Pinscher
“Q: Why does the bar association code of ethics prevent sex between lawyers and their clients? A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.”— Anonymous, paralegaledu.orgTagged: Lawyer Jokes, Double Entendres
“Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a jellyfish? A: One is a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.”— Anonymous, paralegaledu.orgTagged: Lawyer Jokes, Jellyfish, spineless
“Q: What’s the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer riding a motorcycle? A: The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.”— Anonymous, paralegaledu.orgTagged: Lawyer Jokes