“What part of biology class do pregnant women fear? The sea section.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Puns, Pregnancy Jokes
“The more pregnant I get, the more strangers smile at me. Why? Because you’re fatter than they are, obviously.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Pregnancy Jokes
“I’m 20 weeks pregnant. When will my baby move? With any luck, right after he graduates college.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Pregnancy Jokes, Wordplay
“What’s the difference between a nine-month-pregnant woman and a supermodel? Nothing—if the pregnant woman’s partner knows what’s good for them.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Pregnancy, dad jokes