“What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around, and I’ll go ahead.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Puns, children's jokes
“If you’re American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? Euro-peein’.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: American, Puns, children's jokes
“What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: children's jokes
“What did one firefly say to the other? You glow, girl!”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: children's jokes, Puns
“Why did the superhero flush the toilet? Because it was his doody.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Puns, children's jokes
“How do you get a tissue to dance? You put a little boogie into it.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: boogie, children's jokes