“What do you do if you see a spaceman? Park your car, man.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Puns, children's jokes
“Why is it so windy inside a sports arena? All those fans.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Puns, children's jokes
“What do snowmen call their fancy annual dance? The Snowball.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Puns, children's jokes
“What’s Irish and stays out all night long? Patty O’Furniture.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Puns, children's jokes
“How do you keep a bull from charging? Take away its credit card.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: children's jokes, Credit Cards
“Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Cause he was feeling crummy.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: children's jokes, Puns
“What do geese take for their allergies? Anti-hissssss-tamines.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Puns, children's jokes
“Knock-knock. Who’s there? Stopwatch! Stopwatch who? Stopwatch you’re doing and open this door!”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: children's jokes, Knock-Knock Jokes, Double Entendre
“Why do hippies like camping? Cause it’s in tents, man.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Hippies, camping, Puns
“What did one tonsil say to the other? Better get dressed. The doc’s taking us out tonight!”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Double Entendre, children's jokes
“Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory? Lack of concentration.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Wordplay, Double Entendre
“Why did the mushroom like to party so much? Because he was a fun-guy.”— This is me letting you go, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: children's jokes, Puns
“How do you find Will Smith when he’s lost in the snow? You just look for fresh prints.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Will Smith, children's jokes, Puns
“Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park? They woke him up.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Kidnapping, Double Entendre
“What do you call two guys hanging on a window? Kurt and Rod.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Puns, children's jokes
“What do you call a blind dinosaur? A do-you-think-he-saw-us.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Dinosaurs, Wordplay
“Why did the tomato blush? Because he saw the salad dressing.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Puns, children's jokes, Double Entendre
“What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing. It just waved.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Puns
“How do you catch a whole school of fish? With bookworms.”— This is me letting you go, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Puns, children's jokes